Just-My-Size-Guy
Finally. I met him last night. It seemed like an eternity since I first saw his profile. I knew I wanted to meet him right away, but our schedules prevented it.
When I saw him I knew to expect he would be short. I think we are about the same height - 5'7". Since I was prepared for this it didn't bother me at all. Plus he was absolutely adorable.
Absolutely adorable!
Black, curly hair, dark brown eyes, goatee, olive skin, nice smile. He was scrumptious. I wondered about his smile, being the teeth connoisseur I am, because there were no teethy smiles in his profile and you know how I feel about that.
Well, he had one rogue tooth - the one in front was a bit misshapen. However, it gave him character rather than grossed me out. (Plus his teeth were white and straight and so one rogue tooth is not going to bother me.)
We decided to go to sushi, happily. He knows a lot more about it than I do, and I looooove sushi. He introduced me to quail egg, which I never would have tried on my own. I actually enjoyed it.
Turns out we have some cool things in common - he loves horror and sci-fi as much as I do. This never happens boys and girls, never! I only have one other friend who likes those kind of movies. Everyone else just thinks I am a weirdo:) but not JMSG!
AND he is not a morning person like me. So he could relate to the "don't bother me before my coffee" thing in the morning. Those people who love to get up early and are all chipper in the morning make me want to engage in violent acts upon small rodents.
AND he loves to cook! Cool, because I love to eat:)
AND he is a professional musician outside of his full time "gainful" employment. He has an advanced degree in a helping profession. I love that. I love musicians, but don't love how they are always broke. This one isn't:)
Sigh.
I likey.
I want to smoosh his adorableness.
So, no goodnight kiss though. That's okay as long as I get a chance to do that soon.
Oh I almost forgot one important thing. He has small hands. Seriously, I think his fingers are shorter than mine. I have never seen that before. Sooo....
Does this mean his penis is small?????? Ahhhhh! Don't let it be!!!!!
I can't confirm this in my own experience because it has been so long since I have been with someone with a small wiener that I don't remember if their hands were small too!!
Is the myth true???
Please don't let it be!
He seemed to like me. He said so. And he was complimentary, which I liked. Hopefully I will see him again soon.
I want to be naughty and check out the package situation. Naughty, naughty Blue.
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Actually Blue, there is nothing wrong with wanting to check out his package. :) Let's face it... He may be all that and a bag of chips, but if his penis is too small for you then it just won't work. Sad but true. And hey, small doesn't mean bad... but sometimes, small is just small... ;) Good luck!!!!
I've learned it's not so much about size but more about technique, don't panic, it could be ok. :)
I really hope this one works out for you Blue.
Having said that, I'm wondering if you are spending a touch too much time worrying about the wrapping and not enough time concentrating on what is INSIDE the man.
All the things you describe (except perhaps "loves to cook" are external, superficial things.
Consider looking a little deeper before you anoint him as a keeper. A beautifully wrapped box of rocks isn't much of a gift. A shabbily wrapped heirloom is an heirloom none the less.
TAG
Mike had small hands, small forearms, small feet - and a lusciously large without being ridiculous, thick, perfect dick...
He is the only exception to the rule I have met in my 32 years of having sex...
Tag is totally wrong only from one point. A small penis makes for mediocre sex. Even if you love someone, the sensations just aren't anywhere near as good or fulfilling as they are with a man who is pleasantly bigger.
well that size thing... I have to say... really I will agree with the ones who say that size matters so much less than technique and sex-chemistry... and also, the first time(s) can be really disappointing... actually so disappointing that if the couple happens to work out, it can become a very good laughing story for later... :) :) (or simply a bad memory, either or). I will even go as far as saying that a lover who is not too good at first and becomes better with time is a keeper... because he is the type who makes love with his feelings... and will be faithful.
Hiya Blue!!! I'm so excited for you and JMSG. He sounds squishy. Hopefully you will know soon enough about his package. As you know, I love me a beautiful juicy one, but I have learned that the most important thing is the man attached to the penis. My current cutie pie has an average one, but the rest of him, inside and out, more than makes up for it!
BTW, TAG, you know our Blue better than that. She's all about substance in the end. It's just fun to have the outside be yummy as well!
Enjoy!!!
I am so glad that you have met a nice guy that you like! Best of luck to you both.
Pink Unfortunately, small to me is just average in penis-world. However I have had actual small peni in my time. It is frightful and has happened maybe two times in my life. At the very least I can hope he is just average and accept that:)
16 paws Yeah technique is important, but hmmm...if I can't feel anything down there because it's so small, I'm afraid technique won't matter.
TAG You are right I need to get to know him better, which is what I am doing before I make my final assessment on whether I really like him. However, the things I talked about I feel are inner qualities - even his work. Becasue he is a helper and works with kids that says something about his compassion and inner nature of helping other. I like that. Because he likes sci-fi and scary movies, I see that as a reflection of being open and adventurous and likes the "weird" stuff I do. Anyway, I like him and that is a huge plus. Now I just have to get to know him to see if my "liking" him is based in fantasy or reality:)
Fairy Agreed. Size does matter to me and for good reason. It just feels a lot yummier inside and in my mouth:) I have a hard time wanting to go down on a pencil-dick:) And yes, a lover that is willing to learn is the best lover of all.
Sexybestfriend Yes I agree that average can be okay if the rest is in order. But remember Samantha from Sex and the City? She cried when she discovered her lover had a small one. It devastated her. I can relate:)
Annie Okay you are giving me hope. In the past the just-my-size guys I have dated have almost always had big juicy dicks, so I can only hope!
I always thought maybe that men were judgemental towards women's bodies... LOL it sounds like the women are WAY more harsh. I bet any man reading this thread would walk away with serious insecurities about what most women would think of him if he didn't have much down in that department.
Not that I don't agree with what's being said here, I do agree. I just think that women can be cruel sometimes.
Enjoy whatever you find, Blue!
(shaking head)
You may want to read an article in "The Economist" Aug 30, 2008, p. 77 "Evolution: Beetle Drive." Based on the theory in this article, you should be able to speculate the relationship between the sizes of hands and weewee. I am also curious about if the size of "oyster" also evolve with the weewee size it uses.
Tiff you are probably right, but it boils down to preference. I just prefer a man with an ample package. Average is okay and doable, small is just weird to me. Many men prefer large breasts and won't touch a woman who has small ones. It's just preference - doesn't mean though that JSMG doesn't have plenty to offer. I think he does in many ways:)
C'est moi Hmmm, sounds like an interesting article, but I don't want to hear that there is a corrolation. In fact, when I think back, I have been with plenty of men who had small or average weewees and were tall, large men, with man-hands. I have also been with men, Lestat was one of them, who were just small men - short and just not very big overall, but had a HUGE present between their legs:). I am hopeful about JSMG, but I won't rule him out if that is the case because I actually like this guy:)
blue,
you should tell men up front that you need a large one, and have the minimum size handy. that way, they won't feel devastated if you hit it off but then dump him for having a small penis. if that happened to me (I am average or just above average, depending on stats - btw, what do you think is average, big, small??? - plese tell us), I would just want to kill myself.
luv your blog, btw
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