Phone Poo

Remember computer poo?

Well now I have a new one - phone poo. Yeah, that's right. Every time I am on my cell phone I have the urge to poo. What is this world coming to?

Depending upon who I am talking to, I might just take them with me to the toilet. If it is Sexybest friend or JSMG - sure....but my gynecologist or my accountant? Not. What if they hear me pooing or hear the toilet flush? Ah, too embarrassing.

I first noticed Phone Poo back in November when I was away for training. I would talk to JSMG on my phone at the end of the day and couldn't talk long because I would have to poo real bad. I couldn't take him with me back into the building because there was no reception. Since then, when I am on the phone with him I have to poo.

Maybe it's him and not the phone?

But just a few minutes ago it happened when I was talking to my gynachiatrist (if you get that reference you win a prize). So I didn't take her to the bathroom with me. Um, no.

Sigh. I can't get away from the poo.

Seriously, I am beginning to wonder if electronics are messing with my digestive system:)

I even tried putting something in Google to see if I am alone..."my computer makes me poo" or "electronics make me poo" but I didn't get any articles on the subject.

I must be an alien.

An alien who poos when introduces to electronic stimulation.

Hmmm.....